September, 2005: 

Hello again!

A WHOLE YEAR since I started out with this column in such a nice way - mom uses the computer too much, it's impossible to get anything done here!!

The time before was my FIRST column, and this is my LAST one. What a drag!! BUT, I've left my mark here by giving mom & dad LOT'S of kittens!! I've been good with my work, and have enjoyed it mostly, except if a girl is very nasty and screams at me. I haven't understood why they do that, but I guess it's something that we "men" aren't supposed to understand.

It is will great pain that I have to announce that my jewels have been removed, so I'm not a REAL MAN anymore - "sniff, sniff". We just drove in the car one day, and came to the nice doctor man, and "swip", I fell asleep, just to wake up to find TWO parts MISSING!!

The strange part is that my memory has also gotten rather bad after the horrible day I lost my status and became what they call a "neuter". I can't really remember what I did with the ladies - I have some memories of good times, but it's really getting harder and harder to remember. And I also don't feel the need to "sing" and call to them anymore. This is all very strange, because I was so good at what I did. I was SO GOOD that mom says she is so tired of kittens and wants a pause from them. Well, that's not my problem - especially not now when I couldn't do anything about it if I wanted to....whatever it was I did....that I can't remember now....strange that it should seem so far away now!

This is actually a message that I've sent from my NEW family, to be posted here - as my farewell.
You wouldn't believe all the attention I'm getting now - I am just in HEAVEN, and my new people love me so much!! My old mom & dad miss me - they tell my new family to say that to me, so I am SO LUCKY to have TWO moms & dads - even though I only live with one set of them now.

Now I plan to truly enjoy my "retirement", and I have a retired girl Birman also to spend time with - though she's a little angry that I came, but that will change fast, I'm sure. I'm so charming, so I'm sure she won't be able to resist me in the end!

I'll just have to say that it's been a pleasure, and the new editor, I hear, is from Australia, so I hope you all will understand him, even though he's from "down under"!
So I leave you in the hands of this young man who hasn't found out....what I can't remember....about the ladies. He'll be writing soon, I'm sure!!
I'm sorry that I haven't been a good writer, and I hope it will pick up soon!!

Yours truly - for the last time,
Hero

 

 

 

April, 2004:

Hello friends!

This is my first time writing here, and I'm writing kind of in secret, so please don't say anything to mom & dad - not yet...they will see for themselves soon...

They didn't think I "knew" what girls are when they put them all on the pill, because mom & dad are going on vacation....but I found out first! So, what they don't know right now is that Hally is awaiting my first babies in May!! Can you imagine how proud and sneaky I feel to have "gotten one round in" before it was too late?! Now I hear that mom is supposed to stay away longer, but she'll just have to come home to tend to Hally's "little ones" in May. They are my first born, and I can't have them unsupervised!!
I don't really know what this all means, I must admit, but I did like doing "the deed", so I hope I'll get a lot of chances to do it before my time comes to have my jewels removed - what a horrible thought at this time!! I hope you all cheer at my triumphant "first try" - but cheer SOFTLY, since dad hasn't realized that Hally has babies in her stomach. None of the other girls are interested, since they are on the pill, so I'll have to wait a little while until the SHOCK of my first deed has worn off, and mom will take the girls off the pill. Then I'll be as fast as the wind to get to them and "make them mine!!" I have to "sow my seeds" as much as possible, because I hear that I won't be a stud for very long....so I'll make the most out of the time I have as one!!

Remember to be QUIET about what I've written here....it's too late for me to get in trouble, but I want to stay a "nice boy" for as long as possible...so shhhhhhhh!!!

Yours truly,
Hero